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Now trading blow jobs for Lana Del Rey tickets

Has ANYONE gotten tickets to see Lana in Boston? Cause for some inexplicable reason it says sold out on her website even though I was on the presale website at 10:00 on the dot…

"If now and then we encounter pages that explode, pages that wound and sear, know that they come from a man with his back up, a man whose only defenses left are his words and his words are always stronger than the lying, crushing weight of the world, stronger than all the racks and wheels which the cowardly invent to crush out the miracle of personality. If any man ever dared to translate all that is in his heart, to put down what is really his experience, what is truly his truth, I think then the world would go to smash, that it would be blown to smithereens and no god, no accident, no will could ever again assemble the pieces, the atoms, the indestructible elements that have gone to make up the world."

- Henry Miller

Look…

I love Lady Gaga. Really, I do. But this is just ridiculous. At some point in her career she is going to need to come to the realization that these “critics” she continues to claim “harass” her are echoing the sentiments of the majority of her listeners. By critics I do not in any way mean the people who attack her appearance or her personal life, but the individuals who critique her work. It seems from the outside looking in that she was met with criticism over ARTPOP (rightfully so, the album was a wildly mixed bag of tremendous accomplishments and horrifying stumbles which she hawked as if it were the first time anybody have ever thought of producing pop music that *SURPRISE* is also fundamentally good music) and that she took this criticism and instead of listening to it and growing from it has decided that every critic is inherently wrong because they disagree with her vision. I hate it so much when people say this about anybody because it’s just an annoying saying, but this is the definition of playing the victim. She needs to woman up and accept that perhaps ARTPOP is not quite as impactful as she had hoped and that maybe if critics, the general populous, and even her fans aren’t enamored with this work that she needs to start listening to people instead of instantly condemning them as bullies.

Beyoncé
***Flawless (feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche)

"We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings the way that boys are…"

Beyoncé
XO

and we all watch as gaga is killed by a mob of gays

Kay Ladies

I’m going to watch an episode of Lost and when I get back here ARTPOP best be out in HQ or I will tear your damn hair out

Mary Jane Holland is like Lady Gaga’s answer to Britney Spears’ Lucky

Prediction

Venus comes out, does well for one day, and magically becomes the new single. Until Dope comes out of course, because when that one does well for a day it should clearly become the next single. Everybody knows that one day of sales on iTunes is the most important thing in selecting a single.

I bet Gaga/Interscope are regretting choosing Do What U Want as a single now… Why they decided to make it an official single based on its reception after ONE day is beyond me, but I see this ending badly.